psa: NEVer date someone who listens to the smiths. they won’t make you tea or cuddle with you or fuck your sweater holes or whatever it is you kids do. They are all queer vegetarians who wank to oscar wilde’s sad poetry and bawl all day about how boring everything is. Don’t be fooled, they are not fun people at all
someone should have warned my girlfriend about this before she got with me
- Interviewer: Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
- Morrissey: 'No, I won't,' 'Why should I?,''What's the point?,' and 'I'd like to terminate our agreement'."